Who better than Joe Exotic — with his Lisa Frank-leopard shirts, tight white pants, inexplicable EMT bomber jacket and that runaway eyebrow ring — to guide us through our sartorial time of need?
Or Carole Baskin? A queen of catleisure kaftans and holier-than-thou flower crowns may be the style icon we deserve right now.
And if you’re not secretly coveting one of Doc Antle’s harem “uniforms” (stolen straight from the “ThunderCats” wardrobe trailer), I don’t think we can be friends.
Even Jared Leto is letting his inner Tiger King run free, while fans are freaking out over Miley Cyrus and Joe Exotic sporting the same ‘do.
Look, we’ve been through a lot. With a lot worse set to come. Let’s just go ahead and embrace some Big Cat Energy. Right meow.
Sequin of events
Much like Joe Exotic, we’ve got cat-scratch fever for ombre sequins. A perfect option for filming your own revenge-plot music video at home.
Amen cropped sequin top, $243 at FarfetchBuy Now
Hey, all you cool cats and kittens — live your best Carole Baskin life in a billowy Persian leopard look.
“Ziba Ziba” kimono, $699 at CamillaBuy Now
Get armed and dangerous with an Oklahoma-chic tasseled topper.
Fringe denim jacket, $70 at ZaraBuy Now
Kitten with a whip
What to wear for your next Zoom date and/or exotic-animal park job interview? A meow-velous mini dress, naturally.
The Attico mini dress, $729 at FarfetchBuy Now
If you’re not sporting a flower crown while you rule over your pack of housecats, you can’t sit with us.
Flower crown, $13 at IcingBuy Now
Show your work-from-home style stripes in a bow-bedecked bodysuit.
ATU Body Couture animal print bodysuit, $439 at FarfetchBuy Now
Forget those boring #stayhome slippers, it’s time to kick up trouble with boots that scream “I could still be a country star!”
“Looney-2” boots, $220 at Jeffrey CampbellBuy Now
The perfect accessory for a bleach-blonde mullet and a conspiracy theory? Four words: wrap-around mirrored shades.
Oakley “Radar EV Path” sunglasses, $150 at Macy’sBuy Now
Roar into your next work conference call with crystal-encrusted fangs.
Gucci “Animalier” belt, $650 at SaksBuy Now
Whether you’re Netflix-and-chilling or hosting a catsquerade ball in your kitchen, this is the purr-fect tee.
“Forrest” t-shirt, $25 at Lisa FrankBuy Now
Queen of the jungle
Throw your enemies to the lions! Or, um, just lead the fashion pack with a 14-k yellow-gold, diamond-studded pendant.
Retrouvai lion medallion necklace, $2,590 at Five StoryBuy Now
Eye of the storm
In the profound words of Twitter’s @abygrrl189: “I don’t know how you guys are doing, but I am barely hanging in there. Like Joe Exotics eyebrow ring.”
“Animal Lover” eyebrow ring, $13 at Rebel BodBuy Now