This is why you should take care of your teeth, kids.
A 92-year-old Washington state man who was left bound to a chair in his home by robbers managed to escape by chewing through the masking tape they used to hold him.
It took the man two hours to chomp through the tape, proving that members of the Greatest Generation are still tough as nails.
This was one costly lunch break.
A 17-year-old North Carolina girl was arrested on weapons charges and suspended from school after she accidentally grabbed her dad’s lunchbox in the morning and teachers found a small paring knife in it.
Florida officials have come up with a new battle cry in their war against venomous lionfish: Eat them!
The marine environmental group that is calling for the fishy feast has even put out a cookbook for the creatures, which are not native to American waters.
“It’s absolutely good eating — a delicacy,” said Laddie Atkins, director of the group, REEF.
“It’s delicately flavored white meat, very buttery.”
Brandy better get her gods straight or she’s going to get smote.
The singer announced on Twitter this week that she is super proud of her new “Egyptian god” tattoo, which she had inked on her wrist.
Oops! It turns out that the image is really that of Ganesha, a Hindu god.
Cops caught a thief in Germany — after he fell asleep in the middle of a heist.
The 26-year-old crook was breaking into a Berlin office to grab electronics when he decided to lie down and catch a few Zzz’s.
Officers found him the next morning and slapped the cuffs on him before he even woke up.